Technofiction Review of "How to Train Your Dragon" and "Clash of the Titans" (2010)

These movies had in common that they wereimpressed with what I saw.
catching the 3D wave, but beyond that they cameWhat I liked about this movie was the men acting
out quite differently, which was good to see.manly in a classic way. I was expecting something like
"How to Train Your Dragon" disappointed meDragon above. I was expecting the characters to act
because it felt so contemporary. The language andlike manly rappers who wore their armored skirts
the relations of all the characters were modern: startbaggy and their helmets turned backwards. Instead
with a bright, nerdy protagonist, add overachievingthey came across as being fairly classic in their
girl and mocking classmates, a busy misunderstandingbonding relations, and I liked that.
dad, and a comic relief gym teacher... all from theI liked the mix of allies that comes to surround
2010's. Why the movie makers bothered with thePerseus.
viking/dragon motif became the movie's mainThat said, there was a whole lot that bothered me.o
mystery.The basic story premise that the people of Argos
I was modestly impressed with how much violencewould actively rebel against the gods didn't work for
the movie makers could dish out without actuallyme. They may ignore them, not show enough
hurting anyone. Until the end of the movie, all thehumility, but to actively rebel? That would only
deadly attacks are near-misses -- no dragons or kidshappen if the gods were doing something such as
are harmed in the watching of this movie until theheavy taxation, of which there is no mention in the
last battle. (Fish don't fare so well. )movie.o All of the gods except Zeus and Hades just
Adding to the contemporary feel was watching thesit around. I know that having them do something
vikings drive their ships as if they were SUV's -- nowould make the story unbelievably complex and long,
one rowed...how can you show a viking ship withoutbut still... If I was a god, I'd want to be doing
people rowing? -- and the sails never looked like theysomething.o I didn't like Medusa's temple. I liked the
were propelling anything. They looked as functional aspeaceful, serene, 81 version much better. It looked
tail-fins on 60's American cars.like a livable place, this one didn't, and the contrast of
The final attack on the island train-wrecked my beliefthe peaceful look with the sneaky violence worked
suspension. Among other things:o Father attacks thisfor me.o The underwater scenes didn't work for me
new target without scouting?o The catapaults areat all. They were too deep and ran too long. Only if
enough to knock a hole in the side of this volcano?oPoseidon showed up to help Perseus would I have
The big T-Rex dragon never found this weak spotaccepted them. And, as mentioned above for
before the catapaults opened it?Dragon, the triremes move around without rowers
Which made the end of the movie even moreand little wind.o The Kraken gives us the now-classic
ho-hum than the contemporary motif I'd beenCGI roar. Happily, the rest of the CGI cast looked
watching all along did. So, overall, the movie gets amuch more original. I liked that.
big ho-hum.So, in the end, I was much happier to see Clash in
I was not expecting much from Clash of the Titans. Ithis remade version than I was to see Dragon, and
saw the 1981 version when it came out, and I wasthat surprised me.
not impressed then. This time I was favorably