| 1. Sit up straight. Try not to slouch or lean back in | | | | 7. Keep your elbows off the table. You have also |
| your chair (even if you are playing cards and don't | | | | heard this one from your mother, ad infinitum, but in |
| want you opponents to see your hand). | | | | close dining situations it is a vital rule. Elbows take up |
| 2. Don't speak with your mouth full of food. Sure, | | | | table space and can be a danger in knocking plates or |
| you've heard your mother say it a hundred times, | | | | glasses. Elbows on the table give you something to |
| but no one likes to see a ball of masticated meat in | | | | lean on and tend to lull you into slouching. If you must |
| your mouth. If you feel you must speak immediately, | | | | lean on the table a good tactic is to take a roll or |
| if you have only a relatively small bite, tuck it into | | | | piece of bread into your free hand and rest part of |
| your cheek with your tongue and speak briefly. | | | | your forearm on the table. |
| 3. Chew quietly, and try not to slurp. This is a | | | | 8. Don't Reach. You don't want to get in the way of |
| corollary of rule number 2. Making noises is not only | | | | people either eating or talking. Not only is it as |
| unappetizing, and distracting, but it can also interrupt | | | | impolite as standing in front of a TV with other |
| the flow of conversation. | | | | people behind you, but there is always the possibility |
| 4. Keep bites small. In order to facilitate the above | | | | of upsetting glasses or running your sleeve through |
| rules it is smart to keep bite sizes to a moderate | | | | someone's mashed potatoes. |
| forkful. Cut meat and salad so that it doesn't hang | | | | 9. Don't forget please and thank you. These are |
| from your mouth after you shovel it in. Don't cut all | | | | handy words in most situations but especially vital at |
| of your meat at one time, this tends to remind | | | | the table where common courtesies are noticed by |
| people of feeding small children - and the messiness | | | | everyone present. |
| associated with this activity. | | | | 10. Excuse yourself when leaving the table. You don't |
| 5. Eat at a leisurely pace. This rule, besides being | | | | want people to think that you are tired of their |
| good for the digestion, also shows your host that | | | | company. If you must leave the table make your |
| you want to enjoy the food and the company. | | | | excuses somewhat obvious and appear to be |
| Eating quickly and running is sign of disrespect for the | | | | pressing. You want to leave people with the |
| host, as it shows that your focus is on the food and | | | | impression that you would rather remain at the table |
| that you would rather be at home watching the | | | | talking with them than doing anything else, but the |
| grass grow than passing time with your host. | | | | matter at hand is so pressing that it must be |
| 6. Don't wave utensils in the air, especially knives or if | | | | attended to at once. |
| there is food on them. Besides the danger of | | | | 11. Compliment the Cook. Even if the food is |
| knocking over glasses, piercing waiters or launching a | | | | perfectly awful say something nice. You don't have |
| pea into the eye of your date, this is a sign of | | | | to lie, simply find the positive side of the burnt leg of |
| over-excitedness that may be unappealing to those | | | | lamb..."Gee, the sauce was sure tasty." It is always |
| present. Earnestness is to be commended, but | | | | pleasant to end a meal on a positive note. |
| irrational exuberance goes beyond the limits of good | | | | 12. Wipe your mouth before drinking. Ever notice that |
| table manners. | | | | disgusting smudge on the edge of your wine glass? |