| A man needs a hobby. | | | | rugged junglemuscles. I recently purchased a bow tie |
| I guess I'm not well-rounded. I seldom take a | | | | like the kind used by |
| vacation (never, cometo think of it), and I don't | | | | Chippendale's male dancers, and I wear an old high |
| spend a whole lot of time in church,though I do not | | | | school jockstrap from PE. |
| consider myself a pagan. | | | | I'm thinking of adding a strobe light to expand the |
| All I do is work to pay a bill, and I'm approximately | | | | act. |
| forty eighthours ahead of the rest of my bills. | | | | This is a hobby that's better than gin rummy. |
| Based on this, I recently came to the conclusion that | | | | And, you're making people happy. |
| much of lifeis pointless. | | | | Another potential hobby involves the clever use of |
| I need a hobby. | | | | empty toiletpaper rolls, you know, those little |
| I need a hobby, something besides the simple desire | | | | cardboard cylinders once thetoilet paper is used up. I |
| for more sex. | | | | have long been fascinated by these. |
| That brings up an interesting point. Why is it that | | | | Here's a neat potential hobby. |
| sex, is notconsidered a hobby? Maybe it's because | | | | Take two of the cylinders and unravel them. They |
| you don't use glue, orepoxy, like in making a model | | | | will still curl. |
| airplane. | | | | You can then put them on your wrists as bracelets. |
| Then again, maybe you do. | | | | These can beworn while making love to your wife or |
| In any event, I'm trying to find myself a hobby, | | | | significant other lover. |
| something at which | | | | You're portraying yourself as some kind of mythical |
| I can relax, and find personal enrichment. | | | | fantasy herolike Ben Hur, or Heracles. |
| Here are some possibilities that I have actually acted | | | | He men used to wear bracelets back then. Really, no |
| upon, orhave been actively mulling over: | | | | joke! Back inthe real old old days when they used to, |
| Like most suburbanites, I live in fairly close proximity | | | | "slay" guys. |
| to otherhouses. The elderly lady in the house across | | | | Or, if making out in space is your thing, you can take |
| from me stares at myroom window a lot. We've all | | | | twenty fiveof these cylinders, glue them side by |
| seen people who stare. Maybe she'sjust bored. But | | | | side, and wear them as a kindof futuristic space belt |
| I've come to the conclusion...she's watching me | | | | like in Star Trek. |
| forsome reason. | | | | This gives your partner the chance to rip the belt off |
| There can only be one possibility. | | | | easily justbefore she throws you on the "beam me |
| She's watching me dress. And undress. | | | | up" machine and makes mad,passionate love to you. |
| After a week of this, I decided to give her her | | | | If you're fat, you might need fifty of the toilet rolls. |
| money's worth. | | | | We can all be a little more creative these cold days |
| I now do two nightly shows, and one in the | | | | while waitingfor the warmer weather, and come up |
| morning.....at mywindow. My dressing and undressing | | | | with a hobby that is not onlysatisfying, but gets us |
| shows. | | | | involved and aroused. |
| I go into a slow dance routine, and flex my huge, | | | | |